What is a symbologist?

A non-existent academic profession, a very good business model, a post traumatic stressed out Harrison Ford in Harris Tweed.

What happens next?

Ask Wikipedia.

Is Robert in a parallel universe?

Sometimes.

Is the real Robert in Amsterdam?

That's what he is trying to find out.

Will there be a happy ending?

Maybe, sometime in 2012.

Is Riglet one of the good guys (or gals in this case)?

Of course. She loves pink and black.

Will The Lost Symbologist always be free?

Is Amsterdam in Holland? If you have a Posterous business model and monetization scam, please tweet @cookiemouse, or contact PayPal. We also take cash.

Any connection with Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol is pure coincidence, satire, parody or quite deliberate, depending on the weather or what day it is.